Useful phrases for our man in Madrid

Dejame tu tinte rubio, Guti.
Lend me your blond hair dye, Guti.

No me tires la coleta!
Don't pull my pony-tail!

Arbitro, estas ciego?
Are you blind, referee?

Me estas tomando el pelo? No es tarjeta, ni de cona!
Are you taking the mickey? There's no way that's a card!

Roberto, ahora soy yo el que saca las faltas!
Roberto, I take free kicks now!

Has escuchado el nuevo disco de mi mujer?
Have you heard my wife's new record?