'A waste of an afternoon': The best Twitter reactions to England's bore draw in Ireland

 

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Ice, Ice Baby: English hearts were hardly melted by this performance
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James Benge7 June 2015

After England's first match in Dublin for 20 years few will be rushing to invite them back.

A 0-0 draw was better than either side deserved after a game that Paul Scholes described as "a waste of an afternoon". And he was being generous.

With places to be won for marginally more important Euro 2016 qualifiers none of the players covered themselves in glory and by the end most viewers were likely begging for the tedium to stop.

Suffice to say ITV won't be getting killer ratings for their hour long highlights package at 10:30 this evening.

We've filtered our way through the internet to bring you reactions to the game that far outdo the embarrassing fare on the pitch. We'll start with Doncaster Rovers, the League One side who would probably have been embarrassed by a performance like that.

Player Ratings: How England fared against Ireland

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Here's our pick of the best reactions...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Hi <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/FA" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/FA" data-vars-event-id="c23">@FA</a> , if you need a hand with the highlights video please let us know <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IREvENG?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/IREvENG?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#IREvENG</a>— Doncaster Rovers FC (@drfc_official) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/drfc_official/status/607547835958099968" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/drfc_official/status/607547835958099968" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Ireland v England: Heat map of the action at Aviva Stadium <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=http://t.co/3snm9KNBVA" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-http://t.co/3snm9KNBVA" data-vars-event-id="c23">pic.twitter.com/3snm9KNBVA</a>— Liam Happe (@liamhappe) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/liamhappe/status/607546744314806273" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/liamhappe/status/607546744314806273" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">This is a dangerous sub not Andros Townsend <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=http://t.co/Ku8fcbDRk7" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-http://t.co/Ku8fcbDRk7" data-vars-event-id="c23">pic.twitter.com/Ku8fcbDRk7</a>— Harry (@harry_lemon62) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/harry_lemon62/status/607542956816527360" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/harry_lemon62/status/607542956816527360" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">I doubt he'll even get to this level of excitement today.. <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IREvENG?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/IREvENG?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#IREvENG</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyHodgson?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyHodgson?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#RoyHodgson</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=https://t.co/f0uEjm8nLb" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://t.co/f0uEjm8nLb" data-vars-event-id="c23">https://t.co/f0uEjm8nLb</a>— Josh Butters (@jebutters) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/jebutters/status/607527941891850240" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/jebutters/status/607527941891850240" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

Jamie Vardy made his England debut and, as everyone insisted on saying, he'd come a long way in a short time.

<blockquote lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Believe it or not but Jamie Vardy was once a baby and now he's playing for England. Incredible! <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=http://t.co/GZJHVB56HG" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-http://t.co/GZJHVB56HG" data-vars-event-id="c23">pic.twitter.com/GZJHVB56HG</a>— harryfre (@HarryFremantle) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/HarryFremantle/status/607541043265957888" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/HarryFremantle/status/607541043265957888" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

Jack Charlton got a fantastic reception from both sets of fans before the game, we can only hope the World Cup-winning centre back got out early.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">The highlight of the Ireland v England match .... It was a bore apart from this!! <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IreEng?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/IreEng?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#IreEng</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=http://t.co/gqWlCAdh3d" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-http://t.co/gqWlCAdh3d" data-vars-event-id="c23">pic.twitter.com/gqWlCAdh3d</a>— Thomas Fawl (@TomFawl) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/TomFawl/status/607549763769253888" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/TomFawl/status/607549763769253888" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

And if it was bad for the viewing public, pity those who had to watch it in the ground.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Ireland 0-0 England. That was worst than Wolves V Charlton this season. <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EnglandAway?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/EnglandAway?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#EnglandAway</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=http://t.co/cJabslUIIy" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-http://t.co/cJabslUIIy" data-vars-event-id="c23">pic.twitter.com/cJabslUIIy</a>— Alex Moore (@Alexxx_Moore) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/Alexxx_Moore/status/607545899741552641" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/Alexxx_Moore/status/607545899741552641" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">That's 90 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/englandaway?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/englandaway?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#englandaway</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.awin1.com/awclick.php?mid=9&amp;id=222025&amp;p=http://t.co/0Kw8VJNuej" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-http://t.co/0Kw8VJNuej" data-vars-event-id="c23">pic.twitter.com/0Kw8VJNuej</a>— Matt (@Matt_CPFC) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/Matt_CPFC/status/607548257397567488" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/Matt_CPFC/status/607548257397567488" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

Hopefully the French Open final should keep viewers entertained instead.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Wawrinka's shorts are already more interesting than Ireland v England was. <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FrenchOpen?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/FrenchOpen?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#FrenchOpen</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IREvENG?src=hash" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/hashtag/IREvENG?src=hash" data-vars-event-id="c23">#IREvENG</a>— Dari us (@DariusBenjamin) <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/DariusBenjamin/status/607550961293344769" class="body-link" data-vars-item-name="BL-32346-https://twitter.com/DariusBenjamin/status/607550961293344769" data-vars-event-id="c23">June 7, 2015</a>

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