Victoria is 'most pointless'

Victoria Beckham has been voted the nation's most pointless celebrity.

The former Spice Girl topped a poll of viewers who were left asking: "What is she for?"

In a further blow for the Beckham brand, husband David came second.

The survey was for Channel 4 show The Death of Celebrity, presented by former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan.

The programme wages war on celebrities who are famous despite having little or no talent.

Jordan is at number three, followed by Abi Titmuss.

Prime Minister Tony Blair comes in at number five.

Jade Goody is at number six, having forged a career and made millions from winning Big Brother.

At No 9, the top 10 list includes everyone who has ever appeared on the reality show.

The Royal Family are also deemed pointless celebrities, making it to number seven.

Glamour girl Jodie Marsh is at number eight, while David Beckham's former PA Rebecca Loos - now milking her fame after claiming to have bedded the England captain - - brings up the rear at number 10.