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His strength

* I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for three hours. I can carry a woman against her will for one mile.

* I am strong, I can throw a rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. Ten metres, if I am chained up.

Women

* Why don't you put the wife in a cage? They escape if you do not.

* In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country.

Work

* There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute.

Hobbies

* In Kazakhstan the favourite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis.

* Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog.

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