Brent v The Bard: What they said

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

You have to be 100 per cent behind someone before you can stab them in the back.

Sayings of Shakespeare

All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players - As You Like It

Brevity is the soul of wit - Hamlet

Neither a borrower nor a lender be - Hamlet

If you prick us, do we not bleed? - The Merchant Of Venice

The course of true love never did run smooth" - A Midsummer Night's Dream

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them - Twelfth Night