Need a date? Naked speed dating comes to London tonight

Don't blush: Nude speed dating takes place tonight in Balham
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Luke Abrahams22 March 2018

Dating can be hard. From apps to blind dates, anyone's willing to do anything to find their true love in this city. But naked speed-dating? The world may have just gone peak desperate.

For £20 an eyeful, from 7pm tonight the Exhibit Pub in Balham is hosting Dash, a naked speed dating event inspired by Channel 4's Naked Attraction. No word of a lie.

So what happens? Once inside, you'll be given a plush dressing gown to change in to before being placed in a line. Then you'll step inside a chamber of nakedness, and be asked to get your kit off and bare all to the opposite sex (yes, sadly this just for heterosexuals).

Examine one another. Love one another. Take in one another. Express your love for the human body. It really is as simple as that.

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Feeling shy? Don't worry. It's completely up to you how much you share – but be warned, the more confident types will probably be starkers.

"We are operating a clothes optional policy so for the more frivolous you can choose to bare all, or if you prefer, you can keep your underwear on," says the event description.

After eyeing everyone up in the nude room and likely being scarred for life, guests will get their glad rags back on and head back into the pub.

Good luck.

The Exhibit pub is at 12 Balham Station Rd, London SW12 9SG. For more information and to book tickets, visit the event's website.

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