Bah humbug! Anti-Christmas events in London

Banish Christmas cheer while you channel Scrooge and the Grinch combined at one of these alternative events with a distinctly anti-Christmas vibe
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Emily Jupp5 December 2013

The anti-Christmas song (to the tune of Christmas is Coming)

Christmas is coming, your belly's getting fat.

You've eaten enough mince pies to fill a whole flat.

You're tired of Christmas parties, and Crimbo shopping too,

You're climbing up the walls looking for something else to do.

Say bah humbug to Christmas, and Boxing Day too.

Go outside and you'll soon see there's plenty to do.

Why not try a club night, or a panto or two?

Our special anti-Christmas guide is here for you!

THEATRE: Sinderfella

ACTIVITY: Santacon

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