A semen cooking class could be coming to London

If thirty people register their interest, this could become reality
Happy chappy: a man posing as a chef, who presumably never thought this photograph would be linked to semen
David Ellis @dvh_ellis21 October 2016

A semen cooking class may – ahem – come to London.

The hideous sounding event, billed as BYOS – Bring Your Own Semen – will teach participants to cook ejaculate into starters, mains, puddings and even drinks.

Those heading down will need to bring five teaspoonfuls of semen to attend – either their own, or their partners.

Any attendees will need to be signed up to Wonderush.com, and though it therefore appears to be a grotesque publicity stunt, the group say classes will go ahead if just thirty people register their interest.

Sex educator Alix Fox commented: “While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on, and I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs – which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating – eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist.”

The pun-loving Fox added: “You could also try freezing ejaculate to preserve it before you’re ready to whip up a light ‘Victoria Spooge Cake’ or a boozy round of ‘Schlong Island Iced Teas’, although this may affect the flavour and thawed consistency of the fluid.”

It all sounds a bit nuts, but you can't deny the organisers have got spunk.

Responses to the event have been mixed:

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